Hamlet

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For this challenge we were given a paper named Romeo and Juliet containing some very weird dialogs between some of the characters from the play. Here is the text:

Romeo and Juliet.

Romeo, A FLAMBOYANT BOY OUT ON THE TOWN.
Juliet, A FAIR LADY FROM THE COUNTRYSIDE, INNOCENT AND SWEET.
Ophelia, THE MOTHER OF JULIET, HEIR OF THE FORBIDDEN KINGDOM.
Hamlet, A GUY WHO IS OBSESSED WITH SKULLS.

Act I: In the beginning, there was nothing.

Scene I: Introduction.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
You are as damned as the difference between the square of the square of a charming Heaven and a Heaven.
[Exit Juliet]
[Enter Hamlet]
Romeo:
You are as trustworthy as the sum of the cube of a mighty summer's day and the difference between the square of a sweet kingdom and a joy.
[Exit Hamlet]
[Enter Ophelia]
Romeo:
You are as beautiful as the difference between the square of the square of a gentle pony and the sum of the square of a embroidered Lord and a joy.
Ophelia:
You are as loving as the sum of a charming angel and a hero.
[Exeunt]

Act II: The villainous Ophelia and the bald Juliet.

Scene I: The cowardly pig.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You are as sweetest as the difference between the square of the square of a honest kingdom and the difference between the cube of a fair rose and a loving hero.
Romeo:
You are as rotten as the difference between the square of a lovely pony and a hero.
Hamlet:
You are as embroidered as the sum of the square of the cube of a sunny King and the difference between a sunny amazing golden rich gentle rose and the sum of the cube of a sunny kingdom and the square of a good Heaven.
Speak your mind!

[Exeunt]

Scene II: The cunning curse.

[Enter Juliet and Hamlet]
Juliet:
You are as fine as the sum of the square of the cube of a beautiful pony and the difference between the square of the cube of a honest rose and the difference between a blossoming beautiful healthy charming fine kingdom and Juliet.
Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]

Scene III: The rotten summer's day.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
You are as pretty as the difference between a sunny lovely fine honest clearest sweetest loving joy and the sum of a reddest rich peaceful mighty loving joy and the sum of the square of the square of a handsome hero and the difference between the square of the square of a sunny Lord and a golden rose.
Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]

Scene IV: The sunny flower.

[Enter Romeo and Hamlet]
Romeo:
You are as distasteful as a happy hero.
Hamlet:
You are as dirty as a joy.
Romeo:
You are as warm as the sum of the square of the cube of thyself and the difference between the square of the cube of a bold summer's day and the cube of the difference between the square of a clearest joy and myself.
Speak your mind!

[Exeunt]

Scene V: The rotten pig.

[Enter Romeo and Ophelia]
Romeo:
You are as beautiful as the sum of the cube of a embroidered hero and the square of a amazing plum.
Ophelia:
You are as infected as the difference between the square of the square of a happy Heaven and a happiness.
Romeo:
You are as stinking as the sum of the square of the cube of a loving Lord and myself.
Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]

Scene VI: The rotten war.

[Enter Ophelia and Romeo]
Ophelia:
You are as evil as the difference between the cube of a sunny Lord and a sweetest rose.
Romeo:
You are as charming as the sum of a bold Lord and a flower.
Ophelia:
You are as cursed as the difference between a handsome brave happy sweet healthy prompt bold King and the sum of the cube of a happy King and thyself.
Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]

Scene VII: The handsome toad.

[Enter Juliet and Romeo]
Juliet:
You are as fat as the difference between a healthy sunny golden prompt amazing handsome sweetest rose and the difference between the square of the cube of a golden Heaven and the sum of the square of the square of a embroidered flower and the square of a blossoming hero.
Speak your mind!

[Exeunt]

Scene VIII: The vile curse.

[Enter Juliet and Hamlet]
Juliet:
You are as fatherless as the difference between the square of the square of a delicious kingdom and the square of a prompt plum.
Hamlet:
You are as snotty as the sum of the cube of a beautiful pony and the sum of the square of a delicious happiness and a honest happiness.
Juliet:
You are as gentle as the difference between a prompt sweet cunning good cute lovely embroidered joy and the square of
Ophelia.
Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]

Scene IX: The cowardly leech.

[Enter Juliet and Romeo]
Juliet:
You are as misused as the sum of the square of the cube of a mighty King and the difference between the square of the cube of a embroidered kingdom and the difference between a sunny blossoming gentle trustworthy good pony and the difference between the square of the square of a embroidered hero and a angel.
Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]

Scene X: The smelly coward.

[Enter Ophelia and Hamlet]
Ophelia:
You are as stuffed as the sum of the square of the cube of a healthy Lord and a fair King.
Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]

Scene XI: The golden hate.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
You are as rotten as the square of the difference between the square of a peaceful angel and a kingdom.
Juliet:
You are as villainous as the sum of the cube of a handsome plum and the square of a loving flower.
Romeo:
You are as worried as the difference between a proud mighty reddest cunning warm peaceful rich Lord and the cube of
Ophelia.
Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]

Scene XII: The warm draught.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You are as distasteful as the difference between the square of the square of a reddest kingdom and a prompt Heaven.
Romeo:
You are as amazing as the square of the difference between the square of a blossoming summer's day and a angel.
Hamlet:
You are as noble as Juliet.
Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]

Scene XIII: The cursed rabbit.

[Enter Ophelia and Hamlet]
Ophelia:
You are as good as the sum of the cube of a honest plum and the difference between the square of a amazing summer's day and a Lord.
Hamlet:
You are as stuffed as the difference between the square of the square of a reddest King and the difference between the cube of a fine summer's day and the sum of a blossoming plum and a hero.
Ophelia:
You are as embroidered as the difference between a rich warm sweetest clearest good lovely happy King and the sum of the cube of a sunny summer's day and the difference between the cube of a golden joy and a blossoming Heaven.
Speak your mind!

For a very long time we had no clue on what to do with this, and it’s right at the end that we thought about the Shakespeare Programming Language. And indeed once the whole code was passed into an interpreter we got the flag. The problem is we got it after the end of the timer.

NEARLY DONE